Available for hire
You've visited this website, so you must need cheering up.
Mr Grumpy points, laughs, and brings gloriously grumpy energy to parties, pranks and peacemaking.
HA!HA HA!CHEER UP!
What Mr Grumpy does best
Grumpy energy, applied carefully, for almost any occasion.
Garden parties
Sunshine, scones and a grumpy guest who refuses to enjoy them.
Children's birthday parties
The grumpiest party crasher your kids will ever love.
Pranks & surprises
Subtle, silly, or gloriously over-the-top. You choose the mischief.
Community events
Fetes, fairs and fundraisers with a memorable grumpy twist.
Neighbourly dispute resolution
Mr Grumpy mediates by making everyone else's problems feel smaller.
Mediations
Professional grumpiness to bring both sides to a shared laugh.
Why book a grumpy old man?
Because nothing breaks the ice, settles an argument, or makes a birthday unforgettable like a man in a patched hat who is actively not having fun.
